This Just in the Cubs Suck: Samardzija is ok

As the Cubs languish in 2nd to last and the W flag remains unused for weeks at a time. Cubs fans can be happy about the fact that ND stud Jeff Samardzija is actually doing ok. Being a Nationals fan I amĀ ecstaticĀ about the current season but in South Bend there are quite a few Cub fans. I’m sorry for that. Samardzija is leading the team in WHIP and second in Wins with 8, that is half of the league leaders. Ouch. BUT a huge bonus for Jeff is that he is among the league leaders in flow.

Anyways, in your face Cubs fans. Hope Theo can GM his way out of another curse, but only after the Nationals win a couple.